Sunday 15 March 2009

Questionnaire for all potential husbands and/or the terminally bored

This is an amalgamation of questions, shamelessly stolen from various dating websites. Feel free to answer as many or few of the questions as you like and don’t hesitate to ask me any questions if you have any of your own.

Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:


1. Where we you bought up?

2. What do you do for fun?

3. What would your ideal Sunday consist of?

4. Where would you like to go on holiday?

5. Have you ever been travelling?

6. What are some of your favourite things?
7. (Food, places, etc)

8. Can you cook?

9. What is your favourite food?

10. Do you read a lot?

11. What was the last book you read?

12. What newspaper do you read?

13. Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones?

14. What kind of music do you enjoy?

15. Top 5 TV programmes?

16. What is/are your favourite film(s)?

17. How much time do you spend watching TV?

18. How much time do you spend on the internet?

19. Do you play any musical instruments?

20. Do you drink, smoke or do drugs?

21. Do you have pets?

22. How do you feel about animals?

23. Are you religious/spiritual?

24. Do you live alone or with housemates/friends/parents?

25. What level of education do you have/are completing etc?

26. What are your political views?

27. What kind of job do you do?

28. Are you financially secure?

29. Do you have any brothers and sisters?

30. How important is family to you?

31. Have you ever been married before?

32. Do you have children?

33. Do you want (any more) children?

34. Why are you looking for a wife?

35. What would you consider to be your good and bad points?

36. Any what do you think others may consider to be your good and bad points?

37. How would you describe your sense of humour?

38. What do you consider attractive in a woman?

39. What do you consider unattractive?

40. Put these in order of preference:

Looks, Age, Location, Ethnicity, Job stability, Sense of humour, Taste in movies/music etc, Hobbies, Values, Ethics


Please send completed questionnaires to joyfulcynic@googlemail.com or hit me up on FB; I will reply with my answers x


(Sorry, would have posted this as a downloadable file, but I am not good at teh technical wizadriez)

5 comments:

  1. don't forget to inquire about a criminal record.

    but i respect what you're doing; i know dating can be difficult. i met my fiance' through an internet site. we've been dating since jan. 2007 and getting married may 16th. good luck!

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  2. 1. Where we you bought up?
    Sheffield

    2. What do you do for fun?
    Watch you make a mockery of the institute of marriage, from the comfort of my sofa, my bed, the bath, your bed, the toilet etc. I also like porn and lunging.

    3. What would your ideal Sunday consist of?
    Lounging, eating and watching poor quality television.

    4. Where would you like to go on holiday?
    Sun £9.50 holiday please

    5. Have you ever been travelling?
    No

    6. What are some of your favourite things?
    Greggs custard donuts, Bennet Warburton

    7. (Food, places, etc)
    Greggs Custard donuts, Good Shop, etc

    8. Can you cook?
    You know it

    9. What is your favourite food?
    Greggs Custard Donuts

    10. Do you read a lot?
    Not really, I could pretend if you like? I won't touch your newspaper

    11. What was the last book you read?
    The book of Mormon

    12. What newspaper do you read?
    Whatever you've got bored with

    13. Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones?
    Yes. Lunging and Wrestling.

    14. What kind of music do you enjoy?
    Wicked Morning Disco Mixes. And Cher.

    15. Top 5 TV programmes?
    ANTM, freak shows, sex documentaries, Booze Britain and Shameless

    16. What is/are your favourite film(s)?
    Pornographic ones.

    17. How much time do you spend watching TV?
    Too much

    18. How much time do you spend on the internet?
    Far too much

    19. Do you play any musical instruments?
    I toot my own horn.

    20. Do you drink, smoke or do drugs?
    Yes, Yes and yes.

    21. Do you have pets?
    Yes, one. Lord Emperor Kitten San Oliver Hume Humphreys.

    22. How do you feel about animals?
    I feel good about animals.

    23. Are you religious/spiritual?
    Very

    24. Do you live alone or with housemates/friends/parents?
    I live alone

    25. What level of education do you have/are completing etc?
    Basic. Very basic.

    26. What are your political views?
    Liberal Leftie

    27. What kind of job do you do?
    I'm a Fudi

    28. Are you financially secure?
    No.

    29. Do you have any brothers and sisters?
    Many

    30. How important is family to you?
    I'd fuck them all off for you.

    31. Have you ever been married before?
    Thrice

    32. Do you have children?
    One. Lord Emperor Kitten San Oliver Hume Humphreys.

    33. Do you want (any more) children?
    No

    34. Why are you looking for a wife?
    I'm lonely

    35. What would you consider to be your good and bad points?
    I make other people feel better about themselves. Consider that applicable to both points.

    36. Any what do you think others may consider to be your good and bad points?
    I talk alot of shit, but I make an excellent dessert.

    37. How would you describe your sense of humour?
    Dark. Fucking Dark.

    38. What do you consider attractive in a woman?
    ginger hair, small tits, good dress sense.

    39. What do you consider unattractive?
    Being straight

    40. Put these in order of preference:

    Looks, Age, Location, Ethnicity, Job stability, Sense of humour, Taste in movies/music etc, Hobbies, Values, Ethics

    Sense of humour, values and so on.


    It's Rhiannon, by the way.

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  3. Clayton
    Brasil
    28 years
    170
    claytonfspaes@hotmail.com
    add me

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  4. Name: Luca di ESSERRE
    Age: 45
    Location: Osaka
    Height: 1.95 m

    1. Where we you bought up? ITALY & UK
    2. What do you do for fun? JACK OFF, TRAVELL AND READ
    3. What would your ideal Sunday consist of? SLEEP 'TILL LATE, FUCK, F1, FOOTBALL AND NO BULL-SHIT
    4. Where would you like to go on holiday? THAILAND
    5. Have you ever been travelling? A LOT
    6. What are some of your favourite things? PUSSY, BOOKS AND FOOD
    7. (Food, places, etc) WHAT?
    8. Can you cook? NOPE
    9. What is your favourite food? MELANZANE ALLA PARMIGIANA OF MY THIRD WIFE
    10. Do you read a lot? YES
    11. What was the last book you read? GOMORRA by Saviano
    12. What newspaper do you read? JT & LA STAMPA
    13. Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones? SNOOKER
    14. What kind of music do you enjoy? ALL BUT NOT CLASSIC
    15. Top 5 TV programmes? NONE
    16. What is/are your favourite film(s)? RELIGILOUS by BILL MAHER
    17. How much time do you spend watching TV? 30 MIN. A DAY
    18. How much time do you spend on the internet? 1 HOUR A DAY
    19. Do you play any musical instruments? NOPE
    20. Do you drink, smoke or do drugs? DRINK ONLY
    21. Do you have pets? NOPE
    22. How do you feel about animals? LEAVE THEM ALONE
    23. Are you religious/spiritual? ONLY SPIRITUAL
    24. Do you live alone or with housemates/friends/parents? MY THIRD WIFE, WHY?
    25. What level of education do you have/are completing etc? A LOT HIGHER THAN YOUR
    26. What are your political views? FUCK THEM ALL BUT LOVE BERLUSCONI DO YOU KNOW HIM?
    27. What kind of job do you do? SELF EMPLOYED
    28. Are you financially secure? LAST TIME I CHECK MY BANK WAS IN SHIT.....
    29. Do you have any brothers and sisters? SORT OF
    30. How important is family to you? VERY, MUST COOL WELL
    31. Have you ever been married before? 3 TIMES
    32. Do you have children? NOT THAT I KNOW OF
    33. Do you want (any more) children? WHY NOT....
    34. Why are you looking for a wife? YOU ASK ME NOW AT NO.33?
    35. What would you consider to be your good and bad points? LOVE OF LIFE - INTOLLERANCE
    36. Any what do you think others may consider to be your good and bad points? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
    37. How would you describe your sense of humour? VERY DEEP ESSENTIAL
    38. What do you consider attractive in a woman? FEET, SMILE AND EYES
    39. What do you consider unattractive? ATTACHEMENT TO MEN'S WALLET & PMS
    40. Where would you take me on a date? RESTAURANT THEN MY PLACE
    41. What are your favourite activities? READING
    42. Are your parents still married? NO OF COURSE NOT
    44. How many sexual partners have you had? HOW DON'T I KNOW NOR DO I CARE, DO YOU?
    45. Are you good in bed (be honest!) NO COMPLAINTS SO FAR

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