This is an amalgamation of questions, shamelessly stolen from various dating websites. Feel free to answer as many or few of the questions as you like and don’t hesitate to ask me any questions if you have any of your own.
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
1. Where we you bought up?
2. What do you do for fun?
3. What would your ideal Sunday consist of?
4. Where would you like to go on holiday?
5. Have you ever been travelling?
6. What are some of your favourite things?
7. (Food, places, etc)
8. Can you cook?
9. What is your favourite food?
10. Do you read a lot?
11. What was the last book you read?
12. What newspaper do you read?
13. Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones?
14. What kind of music do you enjoy?
15. Top 5 TV programmes?
16. What is/are your favourite film(s)?
17. How much time do you spend watching TV?
18. How much time do you spend on the internet?
19. Do you play any musical instruments?
20. Do you drink, smoke or do drugs?
21. Do you have pets?
22. How do you feel about animals?
23. Are you religious/spiritual?
24. Do you live alone or with housemates/friends/parents?
25. What level of education do you have/are completing etc?
26. What are your political views?
27. What kind of job do you do?
28. Are you financially secure?
29. Do you have any brothers and sisters?
30. How important is family to you?
31. Have you ever been married before?
32. Do you have children?
33. Do you want (any more) children?
34. Why are you looking for a wife?
35. What would you consider to be your good and bad points?
36. Any what do you think others may consider to be your good and bad points?
37. How would you describe your sense of humour?
38. What do you consider attractive in a woman?
39. What do you consider unattractive?
40. Put these in order of preference:
Looks, Age, Location, Ethnicity, Job stability, Sense of humour, Taste in movies/music etc, Hobbies, Values, Ethics
Please send completed questionnaires to joyfulcynic@googlemail.com or hit me up on FB; I will reply with my answers x
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ReplyDeletebut i respect what you're doing; i know dating can be difficult. i met my fiance' through an internet site. we've been dating since jan. 2007 and getting married may 16th. good luck!
1. Where we you bought up?
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2. What do you do for fun?
Watch you make a mockery of the institute of marriage, from the comfort of my sofa, my bed, the bath, your bed, the toilet etc. I also like porn and lunging.
3. What would your ideal Sunday consist of?
Lounging, eating and watching poor quality television.
4. Where would you like to go on holiday?
Sun £9.50 holiday please
5. Have you ever been travelling?
No
6. What are some of your favourite things?
Greggs custard donuts, Bennet Warburton
7. (Food, places, etc)
Greggs Custard donuts, Good Shop, etc
8. Can you cook?
You know it
9. What is your favourite food?
Greggs Custard Donuts
10. Do you read a lot?
Not really, I could pretend if you like? I won't touch your newspaper
11. What was the last book you read?
The book of Mormon
12. What newspaper do you read?
Whatever you've got bored with
13. Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones?
Yes. Lunging and Wrestling.
14. What kind of music do you enjoy?
Wicked Morning Disco Mixes. And Cher.
15. Top 5 TV programmes?
ANTM, freak shows, sex documentaries, Booze Britain and Shameless
16. What is/are your favourite film(s)?
Pornographic ones.
17. How much time do you spend watching TV?
Too much
18. How much time do you spend on the internet?
Far too much
19. Do you play any musical instruments?
I toot my own horn.
20. Do you drink, smoke or do drugs?
Yes, Yes and yes.
21. Do you have pets?
Yes, one. Lord Emperor Kitten San Oliver Hume Humphreys.
22. How do you feel about animals?
I feel good about animals.
23. Are you religious/spiritual?
Very
24. Do you live alone or with housemates/friends/parents?
I live alone
25. What level of education do you have/are completing etc?
Basic. Very basic.
26. What are your political views?
Liberal Leftie
27. What kind of job do you do?
I'm a Fudi
28. Are you financially secure?
No.
29. Do you have any brothers and sisters?
Many
30. How important is family to you?
I'd fuck them all off for you.
31. Have you ever been married before?
Thrice
32. Do you have children?
One. Lord Emperor Kitten San Oliver Hume Humphreys.
33. Do you want (any more) children?
No
34. Why are you looking for a wife?
I'm lonely
35. What would you consider to be your good and bad points?
I make other people feel better about themselves. Consider that applicable to both points.
36. Any what do you think others may consider to be your good and bad points?
I talk alot of shit, but I make an excellent dessert.
37. How would you describe your sense of humour?
Dark. Fucking Dark.
38. What do you consider attractive in a woman?
ginger hair, small tits, good dress sense.
39. What do you consider unattractive?
Being straight
40. Put these in order of preference:
Looks, Age, Location, Ethnicity, Job stability, Sense of humour, Taste in movies/music etc, Hobbies, Values, Ethics
Sense of humour, values and so on.
It's Rhiannon, by the way.
Clayton
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Name: Luca di ESSERRE
ReplyDeleteAge: 45
Location: Osaka
Height: 1.95 m
1. Where we you bought up? ITALY & UK
2. What do you do for fun? JACK OFF, TRAVELL AND READ
3. What would your ideal Sunday consist of? SLEEP 'TILL LATE, FUCK, F1, FOOTBALL AND NO BULL-SHIT
4. Where would you like to go on holiday? THAILAND
5. Have you ever been travelling? A LOT
6. What are some of your favourite things? PUSSY, BOOKS AND FOOD
7. (Food, places, etc) WHAT?
8. Can you cook? NOPE
9. What is your favourite food? MELANZANE ALLA PARMIGIANA OF MY THIRD WIFE
10. Do you read a lot? YES
11. What was the last book you read? GOMORRA by Saviano
12. What newspaper do you read? JT & LA STAMPA
13. Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones? SNOOKER
14. What kind of music do you enjoy? ALL BUT NOT CLASSIC
15. Top 5 TV programmes? NONE
16. What is/are your favourite film(s)? RELIGILOUS by BILL MAHER
17. How much time do you spend watching TV? 30 MIN. A DAY
18. How much time do you spend on the internet? 1 HOUR A DAY
19. Do you play any musical instruments? NOPE
20. Do you drink, smoke or do drugs? DRINK ONLY
21. Do you have pets? NOPE
22. How do you feel about animals? LEAVE THEM ALONE
23. Are you religious/spiritual? ONLY SPIRITUAL
24. Do you live alone or with housemates/friends/parents? MY THIRD WIFE, WHY?
25. What level of education do you have/are completing etc? A LOT HIGHER THAN YOUR
26. What are your political views? FUCK THEM ALL BUT LOVE BERLUSCONI DO YOU KNOW HIM?
27. What kind of job do you do? SELF EMPLOYED
28. Are you financially secure? LAST TIME I CHECK MY BANK WAS IN SHIT.....
29. Do you have any brothers and sisters? SORT OF
30. How important is family to you? VERY, MUST COOL WELL
31. Have you ever been married before? 3 TIMES
32. Do you have children? NOT THAT I KNOW OF
33. Do you want (any more) children? WHY NOT....
34. Why are you looking for a wife? YOU ASK ME NOW AT NO.33?
35. What would you consider to be your good and bad points? LOVE OF LIFE - INTOLLERANCE
36. Any what do you think others may consider to be your good and bad points? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
37. How would you describe your sense of humour? VERY DEEP ESSENTIAL
38. What do you consider attractive in a woman? FEET, SMILE AND EYES
39. What do you consider unattractive? ATTACHEMENT TO MEN'S WALLET & PMS
40. Where would you take me on a date? RESTAURANT THEN MY PLACE
41. What are your favourite activities? READING
42. Are your parents still married? NO OF COURSE NOT
44. How many sexual partners have you had? HOW DON'T I KNOW NOR DO I CARE, DO YOU?
45. Are you good in bed (be honest!) NO COMPLAINTS SO FAR
I was going to write a similar blog concerning this topic, you beat me to it. You did a nice job! Thanks and well add your RSS to come categories on our blogs. Thanks so much, Jon B.Married Internet Dating
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