Questions I forgot, because I am an idiot

In no particular order...

41. Where would you take me on a date?

42. What are your favourite activities?

43. Are your parents still married?

44. How many sexual partners have you had?

45. Are you good in bed (be honest!)

Questionnaire for all potential husbands and/or the terminally bored

This is an amalgamation of questions, shamelessly stolen from various dating websites. Feel free to answer as many or few of the questions as you like and don’t hesitate to ask me any questions if you have any of your own.

Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:


1. Where we you bought up?

2. What do you do for fun?

3. What would your ideal Sunday consist of?

4. Where would you like to go on holiday?

5. Have you ever been travelling?

6. What are some of your favourite things?
7. (Food, places, etc)

8. Can you cook?

9. What is your favourite food?

10. Do you read a lot?

11. What was the last book you read?

12. What newspaper do you read?

13. Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones?

14. What kind of music do you enjoy?

15. Top 5 TV programmes?

16. What is/are your favourite film(s)?

17. How much time do you spend watching TV?

18. How much time do you spend on the internet?

19. Do you play any musical instruments?

20. Do you drink, smoke or do drugs?

21. Do you have pets?

22. How do you feel about animals?

23. Are you religious/spiritual?

24. Do you live alone or with housemates/friends/parents?

25. What level of education do you have/are completing etc?

26. What are your political views?

27. What kind of job do you do?

28. Are you financially secure?

29. Do you have any brothers and sisters?

30. How important is family to you?

31. Have you ever been married before?

32. Do you have children?

33. Do you want (any more) children?

34. Why are you looking for a wife?

35. What would you consider to be your good and bad points?

36. Any what do you think others may consider to be your good and bad points?

37. How would you describe your sense of humour?

38. What do you consider attractive in a woman?

39. What do you consider unattractive?

40. Put these in order of preference:

Looks, Age, Location, Ethnicity, Job stability, Sense of humour, Taste in movies/music etc, Hobbies, Values, Ethics


Please send completed questionnaires to joyfulcynic@googlemail.com or hit me up on FB; I will reply with my answers x


(Sorry, would have posted this as a downloadable file, but I am not good at teh technical wizadriez)

Updatez

Hi all,

Thanks very much for all the feedback/support/proposals/hate mail etc.

I am working my way through them all as we speak, so apologies if I have not got back to you yet - I will - honestly!

I am currently working on a questionnaire for anyone interested in becoming my husband to fill out. It should be ready in the next day or two, procrastination permitting.

As always, keep the proposals, feedback etc coming - joyfulcynic@googlemail.com

Alex x

Facebook

Hey all, apparently there are many Alex Humphreys' on Facebook, so if you want to add me, you can find me at -

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=1508200338&ref=profile

Cheers

Also...

Thanks very much for the feedback, comments and emails I've had thus far - keep them coming and add me on Facebook - I'm lurking there under Alex Humphreys - if you want/you're into Facebook stalking etc

(Yes; I am wearing a handmade beard costume in that picture)

Height

While psychic ability is an important skill to have, it is not one that I require my potential husband to have (though obviously it wouldn't be an undesirable skill)

Contrary to popular belief I am not obsessed with height, just 5'9/10 and look silly wandering about with someone shorter than me (see left)

NB. I am obviously wearing 6" heels in this photo...and my friend is short.

Contact

And finally...feel free to send any criticisms, witticisms, queries, feedback etc to joyfulcynic@googlemail.com